Today, I actually left the house and went...
kaegi864: Yes, it’s really, quite impressive that I got off the computer. Anyway, so I bought something. It’s really, a quite exciting something. You obviously know what it is now. IT’S THE CASUAL VACANCY!!! I’m gonna love it. and hold it. and read it! and… wait, one second…. I’ll just um… I’ll be back…. later.
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate